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CM Punk retires from MMA

CM Punk retires from MMA

Bendydickcumperpatch

End of an era


DoubleMatt1

No one is ever going to match his 0-1-1 run. 20 years from now, we'll be sitting and thinking. "We watched history unfold and we didn't even know it"


heliumeyes

Actually it’s 0-1-0-1. No contest, not a draw. Sorry to be “that guy”…


HaplessMagician

While we are “well actually-ing” it’s: 0-1(1) NC go in parentheses and you don’t show draws if there are none.


Apparentt

Gotta love a _well actually_ comment get uno reverse carded


HintOfAreola

That first guy was the CM Punk of *well actuallys*


deeAYEennENNwhy

ITT: meta shit


secondop2

That’s why you never be “that guy” and just move along if you understand what they meant


rico_muerte

This is wrong as well. If there is an absence of a draw then you don't list it but you must say "not a drawl, b" to confirm.


BluSonick

Great guy, Neva meddum


Mirilliux

Just to correct you there was never no contest


Solon256

0101 is digital code for retire.


heliumeyes

Lol. Technically this is the binary code for retire: 01010010 01100101 01110100 01101001 01110010 01100101


Russellshackle

Bro you really are that guy haha


heliumeyes

Don’t worry I’m very self aware. Generally try not to be this annoying.


MT1982

> Don’t worry I’m very self aware. Did you go to Fabias school?


heliumeyes

Braather Fabia not on my level.


GFost

It’s not annoying.


heliumeyes

Thanks! You must be one of those elusive positive people I hear so much about. ❤️ Not being sarcastic btw. I just expect most people to be trolls/not nice.


throwawaytesticle69

I love username: heliumeyes so freakin much.


Ape_McNanners

Love you holmes


PhoneyBadger

Well technically that's Retire not retire


heliumeyes

Found my long lost brother… 01110010 01100101 01110100 01101001 01110010 01100101 Happy?


PhoneyBadger

You brought shame to our bloodline with this grave mistake. How could I be happy brother?


Macktologist

Ouch, dude. How you gonna do that guy like that, other that guy? You’re like that guy, but living by some sort of that guy code.


heliumeyes

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Unsqwung

Can't believe you just called me that.


heliumeyes

01001111 01101000 00100000 01111001 01100101 01100001 01101000 00111111 00100000 01001000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01100100 01100001 01111001 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01111010 01111001 00100000 01010011 01001111 01000010


njl4515

Yo watch the language, Diaz


MajinBlackheart

What is this, the computer channel?


0ldAndGrumpy

[Yeah homie.](https://imgur.com/aryI7VI)


ghosstracing

I wish we could realize we’re in the good old days as they’re happening


FearBlackBeard

We all joke, but he did have the balls to actually get in there and get his ass beat by professionals haha. I can at least respect his willingness to do it (aside from the actual circus it was)


Llanfair4

Mike Jackson isn't even a professional IIRC.


Dick_Kick_Nazis

He's a professional journalist


joebleaux

Professional dick rider of Black Beast's Instagram comment section.


JuanFabian

Lmfao I saw him in black beasts instagram comment section arguing with trolls and getting absolutely destroyed while using nothing but racist insults to argue back


TekkenCareOfBusiness

If you don't have nice things to say about MJ then just beat it!


Hexagram195

Didn’t he get like 500k? Shit I’d do it for a lot less. Just show up, get subbed, thank myself and leave.


JonK420

Worked for Bob Sapp. He did it for a pretty long stretch of fights too.


Captain_Poopy

Bob Sapp was actually very dangerous before crocop caved his face in.


zekebaby

Yeah Prime Sapp won some huge fights. He also was a literal house of a man. CM punk just showed up and got smoked


MOTUkraken

Bob Sapp beat effin Ernesto Hoost .... TWICE 😳


JonK420

Yeah I remember the Pride days when he slammed Minotauro on his head and all of that. Didn't he have 2 kickboxing wins over Ernesto Hoost or something as well? His record post-2010 or thereabouts is horrendous though. Mostly 1st round finishes, many of which were Sapp tapping to strikes in less than a minute. He was a meme for a while there, he would show up to some local show and just take the money and run. Funnily enough his last fight was a victory by decision.


Mr_Clownn

You just have to put 15 years into another professional athletic endeavor and become a household name first


tosser_0

There's always a catch.


Juicylittleslut

Yeah, but he's a really famous wrestler and he could have made way more if he just stayed in wwe, but he risked getting seriously injured and embarrassed.


EliasEnglishDay

He also genuinely hated WWE and loved the idea of mixed martial arts. Can't hate a guy for escaping a job he hated to pursue something more difficult for himself that he actually enjoyed whether he was successful or not.


thedkexperience

His debut in AEW last week was one of the loudest things I’ve ever heard. I don’t think the average MMA fan realizes exactly how beloved a pro wrestler Punk actually is.


jpark28

Can you give us an equivalent MMA fighter?


thedkexperience

That’s a tough one but GSP in Montreal is a pretty good comparison to Punk in Chicago. He’s the most popular wrestler for serious pro wrestling nerds of the 2010-2015 area and it’s not close. When he left WWE he had just set the record for longest reign as champion in decades. He’s insanely, insanely popular among the hardest of hardcore wrestling fans.


youreapie

Gsp in Montreal. Conor in Ireland. Colby in Harrison, Arkansas


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Mike Perry In Africa.


Verboten_freedom

Beautiful champ.


nc-swagsavage

Genuinely been laughing at this for about 5 minutes. This is simply the timeline I want to live in. Congratulations 🤝🤝


NateDiazWeedPen

Is conor loved in Ireland? I saw r/Ireland post something negative about him and I think it’s their most upvoted post iirc. But that is just a small sample size of Reddit neck beards so


youreapie

Think of how many fly to Vegas primarily to go to one of his fights. Despite being a right twat, the reaction to him fighting in Ireland these days would be beyond insane.


seymour_hiney

also he looked like he got into the best shape of his life doing mma. he almost had abs which is something you never saw from Punk.


FullMetalPyramidHead

Not only did he hate WWE but working for them seriously fucked him up mentally. He talked about it in his debut promo in AEW. Said he had to escape the place that made him sick.


kingjuicepouch

Mentally and physically as well. He kept going to the WWE doctors who kept clearing him to perform when he was sick


LittleGuy825

Was embarrassed.


I_Burned_The_Lasagna

> We all joke, but he did have the balls to actually get in there and get his ass beat by professionals haha Every single person on this sub would fight Mickey Gall for $1 million dollars. You don’t need to act like he did anything extraordinary here.


MT1982

For $1mil I'd even let him bite my nipples like he did to Diego.


BumbleFuckDuck

Fuck that I let him and Diego hang me upside down for $5,000


Henry_Cavillain

He got paid $500k, but he's also worth more than $10 million. Median US household has a net worth of $120k, so if you fall into that range, it would be like you getting a $6k/$6k show/win fight. So, when you think about it, actually very much in line with Dana's usual payscale


I_Burned_The_Lasagna

He got PPV points to fight Gall. His wife said he got at least $1 million.


Henry_Cavillain

Ok. So he got $12k to show.


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$12k to get publicly beat down in front of millions of people... I actually have to think about that tbh


UncleBeausTooth

error*


yung_trenboloni

Without a doubt he was definitely one of the fighters in history


Scott_Bash

Anyone notice Ariel helwani did something similar to Tito Ortiz interviewing Babalu “one of the greatest light-heavyweights of the night” when interviewing someone on the Paul Woodley card


vizualb

I felt like Ariel was doing damage control for MMA’s reputation. He kept bringing up Tyron having lost four straight and sixteen straight rounds lol


CryptoCracko

Ariel is a real ratfuck <3


UncleYimbo

Dana: Ariel might be my friend after all 🤔


Bacon_Villain

Ariel was ~~never~~ always my friend


pupzochie

I’m a dumbass, sat here for 5 minutes trying to figure out who tf Paul Woodley is…


Scott_Bash

He’s related to Paul Harris


HumansDeserveHell

He finally healed from all the surgery he made Dana pay for


ToasterSlayerXxX

Will go down as the biggest “what if” in UFC history. If he just started younger, had better fight IQ, had different genetics, and generally wasn’t terrible at fighting he would’ve been the GOAT


alpaca_drama

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on striking, grappling, wrestling, defense, timing, strength, speed, cardio, clinching, takedown defense, jiu-jitsu, kick-boxing, Muay Thai , checking kicks, not getting hit and getting wins


jfsoaig345

"Had different genetics" lmao I'm dead


Jsp16

U might even say best in the world


iredditfordogpics

That's it. I'll stop watching MMA. All the real ones are gone.


TheHardcoreCasual

Welterweights can rest easy finally


bcisme

The reign of terror is over


skeenerbug

Rest of the division sleeping a little easier tonight


LordLucy666

I really thought he’d be the one to truly push Usman, Punks wrestling background was no joke.


PsSalin

He went toe-to-toe with BROCK LESNAR at SUMMERSLAM 2013. If it wasn't for Paul Heyman, CM Punk would've won. Usman wouldn't have a chance!!


SweatDroplet

WWE championship>division 2 college


johnnyboi5322

Open weight WWE champion


yaysalmonella

In pure wrestling, it would even be fair. Usman is literally an amateur compared CM Punk. Usman is only the champ because of his striking and fan friendly style. Dana protected him from the real wrestlers like Punk.


InertKat

Went out on top. Ngannou, Jones, Izzy and Usman never called this guy out. Very happy day for them.


iCCup_Spec

CM > GSP > Spider > Khabeeb


Bullking66

Dont put the goat in the same conversation as those mere mortals


UncleBeausTooth

there goes the UFC


Sea-Sprinkles-943

Dana in shambles


TekkenCareOfBusiness

Along with everything Nate Diaz worked for.


xombiemonkey

Farewell CM Punk. You were to the UFC what Hercule was to the rest of the Z Fighters.


GlitteringWorld8

Hercule actually did something though by keeping Buu calm. I dont see CM punk doing that.


ryeshoes

he would've saved the universe if not for those two assholes with the gun. I still say Mr Satan is the hero of the universe


northernlights354

He also convinced all of earth to give energy for the spirit bomb to kill kid buu


tigojones

Eh, maybe one of those underlings of his.


Mr-Basically-Clean

Mr. Satan*


GarethAUS

One of the best to never hold a belt. Is it too soon for GOAT CONVO?


miketyson8

sad day


ColeBeasleyMD

For those taking the piss, this is the reason why he announced his retirement: He did it so he can withdraw from the USADA testing pool. C.M Punk just returned to pro wrestling. So now he won't have to be subject to as strict of a testing program, as he returns to his pro wrestling career.


SmartNameNeeded

You're just mad because he's a white boy and he's jacked, deal with it


GFost

CM Punk is many things, jacked is not one of them.


gum_and_comics

>'I'm a White Boy and I'm Jacked. Deal With It.' - Brock Lesnar He's referencing Lesnar's quote when asked about steroid or PED use.


zacree

Lesnar, of all people, doubling down on being a real human being. That's wild.


GFost

Yeah, I know. I was just pointing out the fact that CM Punk is not jacked.


Mechanical-Cannibal

when's the last time he was tested lol did he have to formally announce it? couldn't he have just stopped submitting samples & they would've shown him the door?


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FriendOfTheDevil2980

Well duh, he's straight edge bro


1sxekid

Right, but now he doesn't have to get woken up at 5am to piss in a cup anymore.


xvsanx

I swear, they put TRT in my Pepsi! -CM


ColeBeasleyMD

Maybe just something to help with the recovery. The pro wrestling schedule is grueling. They work like 300 days out of the year.


KirkHammettJigsaw

Punk won't be working 300 days a year. AEW doesn't do house shows, and Punk won't be wrestling every week, not even close.


thedkexperience

Punk is gonna make the most money in his life to wrestle like 20 times a year going forward.


KirkHammettJigsaw

Probably a little less. AEW's schedule is pretty light for the big star's it's usually promos every week and 1 match a month.


DjuriWarface

Could just be going on testerone replacement therapy. Certainly cheating for MMA but also very much acceptable for WWE if it's in a normal 800-1000 ng/dL range.


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DjuriWarface

TRT doesn't make you a god, it just makes 30ish instead of 42 years old.


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DjuriWarface

Yeah, you still need to work out and eat right. He's not doing at least one of those there. It will still help with recovery though.


PsSalin

>For those taking the piss USADA won't be taking his piss anymore.


gimmedatneck

Of all the things to happen these past few years, this one really hurts.


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DGenerationMC

I'm still bummed out UFC snatched him up instead of Bellator, which seemed like the perfect circus for him to do MMA on a "high" level at.


Deserterdragon

Because the UFC wanted the relatively huge PPV buys he sold.


DGenerationMC

And because he was already buddy-buddy with Dana and Lorenzo, who literally flew to his home in Chicago and offered him a contract. That part is usually left out when people, even respected MMA journalists, talk about the Punk/UFC stuff.


gmzcinskip14

The only GOAT in my eyes... things will not be the same ever again


Stand_By_Me_Lardass

But on the other hand, things just might be more the same than they've ever been before!


jack__191

As much as people want to hate him. He had enough money to live a normal life after his pro-wrestling career at WWE. Instead of sitting home doing nothing, he tried to fulfill one of his dreams of becoming an MMA fighter and that too at a quite late age. He didn't have a successful MMA career, but kudos to the guy for at least trying.


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thegoldenenigma

cm punk straight merked people b!! great guy, never meddum


UrAdaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

bubba you talmbout the dubba dubba u eff wurld champion seem punk?


Heebmeister

He was never the same after that crazy intense beat down by Mike Jackson


DrYoda

You mean when he was ruthlessly assaulted by a drug addict?


Basketball312

Mike Jackson had to rely on PEDs to beat CM Punk and don't forget it.


Fartweaver

2nd best in the world


dans00

Guess I'm watching soccer now


Sudden-Vanilla

Man, that CM Punk is a warrior.


BloodyIris3

*uncontrollable sobbing*


SheltheRapper

Hold on brother I'm choking on tears


Drogo10

Why now Krusty? Why not 10 years ago?


MMA__Junkie__

1st ballot hall of famer, B.


ThePriceOfPunishment

Fer shurrr, B. You'd be surprised.


FreshlyWritten69

Well .., at least now he has a Chance at winning


Russellshackle

It's really night and day for him. He's a literally joke in 1 world and in the other he's a legend and a superstar. (I know one is real and the other isnt before someone says that)


e-rage

> ( know one is real and the other isnt before someone says that) MMA isn’t fake. it’s just scripted, brother


JobberTrev

Yea, give those MMA fighters some respect, you have to be really in shape to do what they do 3 to 4 times a year.


AgeFactory

For every pro wrestler that failed in MMA there is an MMA fighter that failed in pro-wrestling


madvisuals

Tito Ortiz showing up on Impact 😂


voneahhh

Shit we’re a month past celebrating the anniversary of AUGUST 1 WARNING


Skreamie

Velasquez appearing to attack Brock was just weird


KirkHammettJigsaw

Not surprised, I strongly doubt AEW would want one of their biggest stars to embarass himself again.


FranksFandoms

Not until Jake Hager fights someone who doesn’t train at a beef plant


BoiiGetYoAssOut

To be fair, he said biggest


just_a_timetraveller

People gotta stop ducking him. Now the goat needs to retire because noone will fight him.


footytang

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Can this pandemic get any fuckin worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


elviejolin

I wonder if he could beat people in the regional scene


DGenerationMC

I think anyone with more experience than Punk beats him hands down. Against anyone with equal to or less experience and are completely out of shape, he would've had a shot similar to Dave Bautista's only MMA fight. Punk lost every practice fight he had in training camp, so there's that.


getinmyguard

Reminder that Batista was losing badly until his opponent stopped fighting and started laughing and dancing.


DGenerationMC

I was too distracted by the fact that Batista's opponent looked like a fat plumber to realize that the guy stopped fighting to laugh and dance at him.


xvsanx

The scale goes from CM Punk to Khabib in terms of winning/losing rounds


getinmyguard

He trained full time for two years and didn’t improve at all. No way would he beat any regional fighter.


Bvuut99

The way he throws his punches are like he’s still in the wrestling…. They had no follow through or weight… it was bizarre to see


sebbangeli

He talked about a conversation he had with Brock about it. How he was so used to cooperate in the ring that it was hard doing the opposite. I don't think he would have won any fights either way but it was interesting I thought. Especially since Brock had told Punk that he struggled with it too.


GeorgeLockhartFanAMA

I don't think he could beat people with a baseball bat and Herb Dean as the ref


dmoneymma

No


n00b_f00

He couldn’t win his local blue belt masters bracket. Now maybe he just had some tough guys in there, but I have a pretty good feeling that he isn’t winning against almost anyone who actually trains hard for any amount of time. He’d need a full on never trained skinny fat guy, or to get really lucky.


waitingtoleave

I was there both times, my fellow goofs. Both times this warrior entered the hallowed octagon. A man of great fame and fortune risking his wellbeing for a taste of glory. A glimpse of Valhalla. I'm never getting those 17 minutes back. Two otherwise stacked cards to see live, though.


titoscoachspeecher

Milking anything we can for an article I see.


rawzon

People can shit on him, but he wanted to try it and did. Although he wasn't successful he at least made an effort which is more than most people ahitting on him have done.


w2fally

Took a lot of balls to leave something he was amazing at and move to a combat sport late in his career. Yeah he got paid but he already had a ton of money and could have made a ton more without fighting on a huge platform with little experience


HalfChineseJesus

As much shit as he gets, it takes a lot of guts to do what he did. MMA is a tough sport, someone’s gotta win and someone’s gotta lose and I give him all the respect in the world for trying to cage fight someone at the highest level


JohnnyEnzyme

I can't blame the guy himself, because his self-confidence and warrior attitude was incredible. But I can definitely blame Roufus, White and whoever else was advising him (and/or milking him) that he might find success in the UFC. Just his basic athleticism was a handicap that... sheesh. I've never seen anything like it. I'm thinking at best, he *might* have had success in one the smaller regional orgs, but no...


TheMatt561

Hey he gave it a shot, nothing wrong with that. If you wanna be mad at anyone, be mad at Dana for putting a complete amateur on PPV.


JaydenSnow

A lot of people made a lot of memes off Punk's two fights and some say it hurt his overall image. Regardless of how you feel about the whole thing, you have to say fair play for him for giving it a go. I thought Joe Rogan was harsh with the "he just doesn't have any talent" Yes he was training with Duke Roufus for a year or two, but a leopard can't change their spots. Let's call it what it was, Punk was a 40 year old man with 20+ years of mileage.. pro wrestling is 200+ days on the road and you take insane bumps, no matter what anyone says. Was stoked seeing him in AEW. You could see it in his eyes and whole demeanour how much that moment and pop meant to him. Even if his AEW run somehow is a flop, I'm glad he got that moment. Much respect.


TallDarkStrangler

Oh no! Anyway…


WoWBoi77

Kamaru Usman breathes a sigh of relief.


Competitive_Key4566

This is a huge lost for MMA. I grew up watching CM punk, he was the whole reason why I started doing MMA. He had one of the most inspirational run in the game. Thanks for the memories, Phil.


Ulriklm

UFC should have a hall of shame


MotherLoveBone27

No shame in trying


IMistahS

Biggest what if in MMA


Rickranamile

Did he really ever have an MMA career? I mean honestly.


un6reaka6le

I was seriously surprised at how bad CM Punk was.


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Punk would have dominated in a ring. The cage threw him off.


Redpaynex

Yes. Sure it was awful, but it took massive balls to step in the octagon at his age, injury history, and experience. He had all the money in the world, but he did this purely for the love of the sport and I can respect that.


seeyaspacecowboy

I mean unironically, it was a good thing. He showed just what a gap there is between "a kinda athletic guy" and the entry level UFC fighters. Good for him for trying but it's not a gap you can close that quickly.


IAMJUX

There wasn't a worse person to transfer over from WWE to UFC. CM Punk is great on the mic and an excellent in ring storyteller, but he's someone with no martial arts back ground, later in life BJJ training and someone who is absolutely unathletic while passing as an athlete. So many pro wrestlers at least have college wrestling or some other sport history. No hate on Punk though, he did what he wanted to do.


getinmyguard

Hey now he’s not even kinda athletic


TAS1808

Stop. Don't. Come back.


MarkLarrz

Because lack of competition.


AndiLivia

To box Jake Paul