T O P

For real though

For real though

Big_Standard_1775

Is it just me or are all the Botox and fillers making her face lean a little?


Tyl3rt

Her lips aren’t even straight anymore from what I can tell, probably needs a couple injections or surgeries to correct that


Big_Standard_1775

My theory is that her plastic surgeon is in TX which is why she keeps taking the state plane down there on “official business”, but that’s just a hypothesis & further investigation is required. She also appears to have developed either some type of thyroid condition or an eating disorder (most likely the latter) in recent years. If I had to estimate I’d say there seems to be about a 10-15 lb difference in her weight between now & when she was in Congress- I know that doesn’t sound like much, but when that puts a woman in her 40’s from a size 4 to a 00 there’s something going on- whether it’s a physical health issue, vanity or mental illness, we may never know


LuckyNumber-Bot

All the numbers in your comment added up to 69.0. Congrats! 10 + 15 + 40 + 4 + = 69.0


Tyl3rt

Nice


Tyl3rt

Good bit, I’m glad you exist


carpetony

Not only a good bit, but a good bot also. 🤭


Dreyfuss2019

She is a troubled woman w a lot of lemmings


Big_Standard_1775

Indeed.


Dreyfuss2019

She is continuing to fail [Covid Kristi ](https://www.keloland.com/news/healthbeat/coronavirus/covid-19-in-south-dakota-544-total-new-cases-death-toll-rises-to-2100-active-cases-at-7794/)


Obtuse_1

Unless her goal is to have more R voters move in and more D voters move out, in which case she is succeeding.


pingu68

She’s turning into the “Cat Woman”. And not the one from Batman…


SDSF

I've been thinking the same thing for a while. A few more surgeries and she'll look like [this.](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2906956/jocelyn-wildenstein-cat-woman-net-worth-surgery/)


foco_runner

I've noticed the transformation....


Big_Standard_1775

Kinda cute when one of the Noem worshiping middle aged TX militia divorcees comes into the chat and bombs everyone with downvotes... #suckitupbuttercup


pingu68

Boomer Gravy Seal.


GRMarlenee

Yeah. Lots of 85 year olds still working in SD. It isn't one of those commie liberal states that help out old people.


Tyl3rt

Probably the funniest kristi meme I’ve seen in months.


Big_Standard_1775

You didn’t see the “Phony on a pony” meme lol


DeltaVKPS

Link?


Big_Standard_1775

https://mobile.twitter.com/killerkristi/status/1438272136515395584?s=20


DeltaVKPS

Nice


Fadedfate26

Does anyone else think "Noem on the Roam" would make for a good meme? Just have a photo of her in the private jet but paste a garden gnome beard and hat on her. Make sure she has a serious face! Lol oh wait the Botox takes care of that.


southdakotagirl

Did you see her grabbing a photo of with kids at a funeral!!!


Fadedfate26

No i didn't


Writing_Monkey

Well, it's not untrue. 😅


DerBieso0341

Daddy didn’t love me enough to take personal responsibility for his will!


puzdawg

Hahahahahahaha thanks for the laugh.


SSquarepantsii

Zesty.


TheyLiveGlasses

I didn't realize eighty-year-olds worked.


has-some-questions

In this economy? Of course they do!


SSquarepantsii

Gotta pay for that exceptional healthcare somehow.


NativityCrimeScene

The anti-Noem hate group must be so disappointed that there aren’t very many COVID deaths anymore…


Dreyfuss2019

[Covid ](https://www.keloland.com/news/healthbeat/coronavirus/covid-19-in-south-dakota-544-total-new-cases-death-toll-rises-to-2100-active-cases-at-7794/)


BellacosePlayer

2,000 deaths in a small state like ours isn't a small number.... and we're not even into winter with the delta variant. Depressing.


BellacosePlayer

"The people desperately wanting to minimize COVID deaths are the ones who want COVID deaths, not the people doing everything they can to dismantle any means of suppressing it" is a really dumb take


nothin1998

> The only ones still on the left are either ignorant people who have been brainwashed by fake news or they are legitimately evil people who know exactly what they’re doing. Have you considered medication?


Dreyfuss2019

I have read that the hospitals in SD are not in great shape. There certainly are deaths


UnfilteredFluid

At this point only the unvaccinated are dying in mass so this really is a self fixing situation. Sucks for hospital staff, but it's great for funeral homes pocket books.