For real though
By - LinguisticsTurtle
Is it just me or are all the Botox and fillers making her face lean a little?
Her lips aren’t even straight anymore from what I can tell, probably needs a couple injections or surgeries to correct that
My theory is that her plastic surgeon is in TX which is why she keeps taking the state plane down there on “official business”, but that’s just a hypothesis & further investigation is required.
She also appears to have developed either some type of thyroid condition or an eating disorder (most likely the latter) in recent years. If I had to estimate I’d say there seems to be about a 10-15 lb difference in her weight between now & when she was in Congress- I know that doesn’t sound like much, but when that puts a woman in her 40’s from a size 4 to a 00 there’s something going on- whether it’s a physical health issue, vanity or mental illness, we may never know
All the numbers in your comment added up to 69.0. Congrats!
Good bit, I’m glad you exist
Not only a good bit, but a good bot also. 🤭
She is a troubled woman w a lot of lemmings
She is continuing to fail [Covid Kristi ](https://www.keloland.com/news/healthbeat/coronavirus/covid-19-in-south-dakota-544-total-new-cases-death-toll-rises-to-2100-active-cases-at-7794/)
Unless her goal is to have more R voters move in and more D voters move out, in which case she is succeeding.
She’s turning into the “Cat Woman”. And not the one from Batman…
I've been thinking the same thing for a while. A few more surgeries and she'll look like [this.](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2906956/jocelyn-wildenstein-cat-woman-net-worth-surgery/)
I've noticed the transformation....
Kinda cute when one of the Noem worshiping middle aged TX militia divorcees comes into the chat and bombs everyone with downvotes... #suckitupbuttercup
Boomer Gravy Seal.
Yeah. Lots of 85 year olds still working in SD. It isn't one of those commie liberal states that help out old people.
Probably the funniest kristi meme I’ve seen in months.
You didn’t see the “Phony on a pony” meme lol
Does anyone else think "Noem on the Roam" would make for a good meme? Just have a photo of her in the private jet but paste a garden gnome beard and hat on her. Make sure she has a serious face! Lol oh wait the Botox takes care of that.
Did you see her grabbing a photo of with kids at a funeral!!!
No i didn't
Well, it's not untrue. 😅
Daddy didn’t love me enough to take personal responsibility for his will!
Hahahahahahaha thanks for the laugh.
I didn't realize eighty-year-olds worked.
In this economy? Of course they do!
Gotta pay for that exceptional healthcare somehow.
The anti-Noem hate group must be so disappointed that there aren’t very many COVID deaths anymore…
2,000 deaths in a small state like ours isn't a small number.... and we're not even into winter with the delta variant.
"The people desperately wanting to minimize COVID deaths are the ones who want COVID deaths, not the people doing everything they can to dismantle any means of suppressing it" is a really dumb take
> The only ones still on the left are either ignorant people who have been brainwashed by fake news or they are legitimately evil people who know exactly what they’re doing.
Have you considered medication?
I have read that the hospitals in SD are not in great shape. There certainly are deaths
At this point only the unvaccinated are dying in mass so this really is a self fixing situation. Sucks for hospital staff, but it's great for funeral homes pocket books.