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MESSICAN AND BRENDA SPLIT? Removed his Thiccc ass from her bio as well, Trouble in paradise B?

MESSICAN AND BRENDA SPLIT? Removed his Thiccc ass from her bio as well, Trouble in paradise B?

cruelambtns

Trouble in pair of dice


JackTheSpaceBoy

Holy fuck. This night shift is killing it.


CantaloupeMaximum660

Chang's wouldn't run so smoothly during the day if the night crew wasn't top notch. Hell of an operation, bapa.


BornToBeWise

🎲🎲


TingusPingis

Brings a whole new meaning to dicey diceeyyyyy


shizzlebeans

Two tiggets to pair of dice


Corey_Treverson420

Bapa this comment just gadoooshed me, great comment, never reddit…some say the greatest B


Somboq

Mollywhopped


Skyhi92

U clever son of a bitch


Rampface

One of the top comments of all time bubba


beefjesus69

gawld dawlg you in the mix for employee of the month with that one 😂


dicey-dicey

"Trouble in Paradise" - do something with that, you freak. You:


defmore89

paradise spelled B O R E D


IBreikeL

Thank you for explaining the joke, Rogan.


TakeMyFace_OFF

Pretty sure he was referencing something Conan said to Norm on his show once. RIP Norm


token_reddit

You gid it, you gid it.


T1000runner

Trouble in a pair of dice, trouble if your podcast life get in the way of your chubby wife, oops I mean baby mother, you call her the messican, your lethal weapon like she was Danny Glover, listen here BUbba, bapa you ain’t a man, you get hit with a Roy Nelson right hand, now we got these things called schaubisams.


TryItOutHmHrNw

Oh *iiii'mm soary*. Ya protege rapper now, b? You Tim Shady? Ya MeninEm's biggest fan, Dan, now? Ya just watch "8 Yards" on Neggflux, bopa? *GADOOSH!!* ... What else ya got, Ch!nk? (Woah!)


Namelessbob123

Baaaaarz for ur headtop


MsSchaubsBreathalyzr

Yo stop! My……my head top……can’t handle all these crazy bars


figuringoutshit

the best in the businis , the best journis.


jy9221

Dicey dicey


SknowThunder

Nale on the hed right thur.


masterinsidious

I spit my water out all over my keyboard


hillatoppa

🦜🎲


honeybadger1984

Trubble for pair-o-dice. 🎲 🎲


SuccessfulDark6565

Beautiful champ!!!


tox_oplas-mosis

She's trying to grift on Norms passing.


JackTheSpaceBoy

Tbh Norm would probably laugh at her stupidity


AdOk5119

Can you fuckin imagine what Norm would say if he even knew they existed...


SmackEdge

The beauty of Norm is he would say some lofty praise that’s actually a backhanded compliment


ProRedditCommenter13

"you guys see that brandan schaub speicial huh? yeah it was so good right?" \*looks around smiling


Sputniksteve

"Great to see a handicap person in the industry really succeed..."


SmackEdge

“Brendan’s a good guy…”


Shotgun516

Shit I was hoping divorce but maybe it’s about norm but honestly I’d be surprised if she knew who norm was


Sir_Randolph_Gooch

No way fuggin way she was in his demo, he prolly slept on the couch but she didn’t know who he was


oops_I_shit_ur_pants

It could also be the recall results.


tox_oplas-mosis

Not a drawl b.


Shapel-Lacey

I wonder if Callen will bring it up on the podcast just like Brenda did to him even though it was obvious Bryan wasn't comfortable including 1 millions listeners in on that part of his life quite yet. Probably not, that sounds like something only a massive piece of shit would do.


redditnick

Gotta link?


airpumper

@29:50: https://youtu.be/n5Gn1PKPAyk


Shapel-Lacey

Thats when ole bry finally brought it up. There were multiple times before that the [redacted] made shitty little comments, enough that we knew on the sub well before Man Dragon brought it up here


gzilla57

Yeah I think it was during a Rogan fight companion.


MoeSliden

Didnt Shaub air it out that he was pissed he borrowed Cuck $20k because of the divorce and Callen then used it to get his eyelids done? That's why Callen is so submissive. Prolly still paying that 20k back since they're off Kast and Callen is simply not a drawl.


DoesSheAvocado

Byron looks like he’s 10 yairs younger in that clip


Sir_Randolph_Gooch

Sounds like Byrne Callahanoun brought it up Himself bappah


horrorfanantic83

I mean bryan seems pretty shitty himself. He just has enough awareness to present as likeable.


-kerosene-

He's probably an OK friend as long as he doesn't decide that you're his girlfriend now.


Order66cookiecutters

Maybe the barista just got her Starbucks order wrong again


MKDDer0001

I think this is it


Glum-Researcher1532

Bubba was always tawking bout chiggs


combatcvic

He’s always tawlken bout doing drugs and jerking off to his feet and being with a messican


RohitBhatti

She gadooshed his heart out the window


AdOk5119

Brenda has no heart... and also has no brain... and also doesn't have whatever the other wizard of oz character didn't have.


Ayy_2_Brute

courage........


correctmywritingpls

He has courage I’ll give him that, pretending to be a special worthy comedian and selling oils claiming it saved family takes a certain kind of courage.


Ayy_2_Brute

there's also the part of his career where he fought heavyweight UFC fighters


TryItOutHmHrNw

~~window~~ plate glass dorm door


horrorfanantic83

He doesnt give a shit about her at all lol.


Pure-Paramedic-4964

Messican and Chris Benschaub post on social media like teenagers. How many times has she removed him from the bio at this point lol. This is middle school behavior


2CommentOrNot2Coment

Well when you don’t have to take care of your kids, thanks nanny, and you don’t work…what else can a Messican do?


johnnykellog

Sugg awwwwlllll the diggs b


TootBeepThaFoot

Talmbout divorce B? That’s sad for the kids reggarless of what we think of that redact. Bummer


CaptinCrendel

Talmbout playing Alimo for ever B


Th3Cataclysm

Talmbout better go on a thiccboy tour B, ahh shit I burned the egg rolls.


TamePantera

Talmbout Alamo car rental B? Beast of a rental company, never used dem doe


WrongOneBG

Remember the Alamo dawlg


FIVE_DARRA_NO_HARRA

you dummy it's allamoney


LessMidRange

Ooooooooopppppsssssss


sybill9

No chance they don’t upgrade with whoever comes in next to play Dad.


oops_I_shit_ur_pants

Joint custody is always better than a dysfunctional marriage as long as both parents stay in the picture.


TootBeepThaFoot

Sure but either way it’s rough sitchy mans


Corey_Treverson420

I dunno bapa, maybe Stevie Pinkeye can get them couple 1,2 thicc bois into the industry if they gotta piece on em


queenbr

My guess is cause Newsom won the recall


WrongOneBG

Dammit, very logical answer. The cats want blood tho


beefjesus69

I was over here licking my paws in anticipation


Waste_Designer

That makes it even more cringey I think


IvarTheBone

Yup, that’s exactly what it is


jennytools2462

Didn’t she try to hawk her wedding band the other day?


IvarTheBone

Did they ever get married formally tho, I’ve never seen a wedding pic


kazumakiryu

They never had a wedding, but that doesn't mean they didn't legally get married (they did, courthouse).


JBoneTX

Pappa Rogaine was vehemently anti family and anti marriage back in the day. He got trapped by his lady, and she made him wife up, but he still be slangin dick if you know what I mean. Publicly he's changed his stance on marriage, but privately he is still against it. His friends and employees know this, and if they want to remain in this orbit, they have to play the game. Rogaine used to bring these scumbag con artist onto his show talmbot fuggin all the chiggs and open relationships. When he wasn't doing that, he was telling kids drop out of college, do drugs, and don't get a job, just follow passion projects. Skid row bappa. Look it up.


IvarTheBone

That’s weird tho, they seem like the type of people that would love the attention that comes with a big wedding


Lobsterdile

Brandon tries really hard to make it seem as if he isn't married for when he's on the rode. Constantly referring to her as his "girl" or "chick" and not wearing a wedding ring.


PoeticHomicide

It's harder to fuck dudes if they think you got a chigg


prolapsicals

You'd be surprised.


TryItOutHmHrNw

We giddit, Fox. You fired an all protege panel. ... But, you gotta ass yurself, are these the bess photogrissers for the weddling?


AdOk5119

HAHAHAHA


Order66cookiecutters

Y'deffly the Bess branes for the art my man's. Just looked at her insta and a story before this one was her drinking wine and watching trash TV to "get through the recall" lmao


theboxingteacher

Normally I'd agree, but then why remove Brendan from the bio?


papafried123

Was Schlob in the bio originally?


theboxingteacher

Yes it looked something like: 💍@brendaschlub along with her kids' names


WrongOneBG

It should have said “brendas gurl”


Sputniksteve

Talmbout Drakes girl b?


warmhandluke

There's still a link to thicccboy.com though.


Shwalz

U know her dumb ass would be trying to posting some pseudo intellectual shit if it was the recall, but you could be right


Sharbs77

nah the pretentious grieving of a comedian they both dont know until today.


JBub61GU

You mean my boy Norm? Absolute sal of th’earth, never meddum.


TryItOutHmHrNw

Talmbout Norb McDewggle? RPI to the bess brain in the art.


Jonesisgoat

“My hero. The reason I got into comedy”


Shotgun516

I want to unfortunately Agree with you but there’s no way she knows who Norm is. I can’t see this (redacted) being a fan of his either


BigShoots

Norm's humor would sail so high over her head it would no longer be within the Earth's atmosphere.


Short_Tomato_6602

What kind of adult puts their love life much less marriage problems online


TryItOutHmHrNw

Brendan, if you're Rogan or Dana


LysergicLiizard

Most adults these days, it seems


pitiedkinkajou

She got caught suggin off Heelwani?


TryItOutHmHrNw

Talmbout Wario WuhHally, b.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Drone strike


Seaweed-Remarkable

Damn bubba I didn’t really believe it. But she really removed the “💍 Brandon Schwab” in her bio and not the kids pages. Y’know she had to advertise it alwaze b for her millions of followers. Trubble in pair a dice fer shure and I’m hair for it. 🎲🎲


superswimmer143

Her story is regarding Newsom staying in office . She hates him.


mattkiwi

Which is weird. But then again it’s America. Usually the dumbest people are the ones who are the most invested in politics 🤷🏻‍♂️


zemoura

They don't even know why they hate him. They just see homeless people and believe errrthing daddy Toe says


BigShoots

He also wants people to wear masks. What an evil tyrant.


snackies

The real fun part is the idiot running against him. Straight up running on the platform that, 'If I lose its voter fraud.' He accidentally published his website claiming voter fraud too early and people I guess found it like before any results were in? So the dude knew he would lose and then wants to run a donation grift like Trump where he's going to ask for a shit ton of donations after he's already lost. Honestly if I was a sociopath I'd be rich as fuck just by being a republican.


zemoura

You're right. If a decent Conservative Reagan or even Schwarzenegger type appeared, he would win because Newsom is awful. But no, they just put up big redacts like Caitlyn Jenner


JustAcivilian24

I saw that lmao. Before the election he’s already claiming fraud hahaha. GQP is hilarious.


zemoura

I think he is as redacted as Brenda tbh. I just hate that him and his girl pretend to know politics. If you're going to critizise a polititian at least you should know why a State is called a State.


TryItOutHmHrNw

Messican liked it better with Steve Carell. *GAADOOOSHH!!!*


Web_Tasty

Sarbucks gaughtda ordur wrong again, B


fallenloki

Brendan is not straight, so I imagine this caused issues


Accomplished_Jelly58

she can’t be with drake and shaub anyway, it’s not fair


Mobman69

She’s probably going back to baseball players


OnceIWasYou

It's a simple business decision.


markgreeeen

Heelwani.... Fatality....


willghammer

She’s just not a drawl, b.


bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb1

Best turn of events would be if that ugly troll jay was banging her


cracked-the-skull

Vapid, attention-seeking vagueposting. I've lost patience for it from people in my actual real life. Coming from a 'celebrity', it's just tragically pathetic lmao. Handle your private shit like a fucking adult for cries sake gawd dawlgue


ToYeetIsHuman

Maybe shoob’s heart aches bc of heartburn? Thiccboi shit or sumthin


TryItOutHmHrNw

ThiccBitch Diabetis Klub


Crutch161

You need 3 CC’s dawg


Gods-Right_Hand

Can we message her now and visit Italy now b? Me first of course


Rorobear93

All of their pics still there she has all things on her bio still following each other. Get back to your shift. Wash the fucking dishes properly , B.


millsteeze

its norm day have some respect messicant


platon1505

She was a huge fan of Norm


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Stevie stink eye movin in with the only fans ready to rowl


Independent_Gate_858

Who's ready for some overpriced stretched out nikes...only worn twice.


JarOfBones

She’s in Heelwanis DM’s


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Good. Take half, Messican and run!


morbidddcorpse

what's half of nuthin, B?


OwnMoose4400

I’m a numbers guy B, axe J


edinlockpicker

The nanny left


ez42069

🎲🎲


titan_titan

Good thing is they will avoid the divorce fees cause they weren’t married Messican was just his girl lol


MoneyMo88

GIMME 😈


EggHeadMagic

Lol. This bitch hears about the taxes that Braindip bitches about paying and all of a sudden she’s into Pauly Ticks. Sell some more barely worn shoes y’moron.


nearfignewton

Talmbout tagses b? Should have moved to tegsas with rogan to get away from these tagses.


ThePerfectMachine

Nah, she's sad because Larry Elder isn't taking over California; just before this she said she was watching updates on the recall. I've seen Tucker Carlson in the background of her stories; she's deeply conservative...Basically because Schlaub has convinced her that they'll be paying hundreds of thousands less in tax... as if Schlaub' s accountant isn't already doing his best to have a 0% effective tax rate.


WrongOneBG

Gimme


MoneyMo88

How’s Papa?


bluezgrooves

Geddit, bubba. Blue Lives Matter!


redditxplorer

Naah, she still has pics with braindumb. But will you br surprised?


Stillalivedoe

Weird to pay attention to but neva meddum


Candymandingo

Messican just found out about Stevie and Data. No more nights on the sofa


samjamm11

Hope this makes him go hard at Ariel next ep


[deleted]

Axe jay


UndercoatedGlaze

He’s already cheated on her right so yeahh not great


gregau21

Nicotine, Kratom, whiskey and caffeine cocktail ain’t working for bubba’s girl no more.


Imaginary_Question_4

Newsome avoided recall her and fat Patrick mad 😠


righteouslyincorrect

She's drake's girl now b


Yep_0

Gadoosh


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CaptinCrendel

Split homes are good sometimes bapa


Shapel-Lacey

True man. I know we all hate the guy but celebrating his divorce is just too much


Skyhi92

Yo backflip do you even know what divorce means


Shapel-Lacey

Divorce is like when you aren't married anymore or something like that, right? Thats what I thought at least.


Sputniksteve

Who, they can do that?


Skyhi92

Yea sorry dude


heyimatworkman

Wait so the heart can just wither away? A once blossoming ray of hope in this dystopian world can just fade into earth as each petal representing your bond to the person closest to you slowly drifts and falls? Love can be blissful and cruel, but we would not know what life is without those very emotions? I did not know that.


heyimatworkman

No biggie guys, she probably just had another miscarriage. She’ll be over it soon


Irondiy

You're fired b go work at wendys


BillNyesLefTesticle

Proabbly about norms death


ThePerfectMachine

Nah, its because Larry Elder didn't win the recall against Gavin Newsom. She's convinced she'll be richer if a Republican is in office.


Meaty-Pablo

🎲🎲


JustBoredAftbh

Great woman, never meddem B.


GxFR85

If they break up he will be the guy to 100% publicly trash her even tho he was caught cheating and that’s why they are splitting


Landon98201

Imagine this: Heelwani demanded a public apology....OR ELSE. He got lying bullshit from Brendan. So being a man of integrity as CEO of Changs, he dusted off his journalist skillet, and provided all the proof of Brendan being a dirtbag to the family. Now that would cement Ariel as CEO and be the first recorded 20-0 round in Combat Sports History.


JoeyCrackass

Woooow bapa slanging dick fo sho


GainzBrueh

Oh no who could have seen this coming


No-Karma-1995

could this be the final straw that sends her to OnlyFans?


ideaofhunting

Waiting on her seggs tape. Can someone star her in some latin lover b? Tryin to see awl of that messican dumper


AdZestyclose3707

They're going to need more nannies to watch the kids


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

It’s the California recall.


CosmonautDoom

🍿 greet season so far bapa


thisusernametaken11

he literally had a "bit" that was leaked on this sub about his messican wife being an asshole. maybe she reading this sub baba?


token_reddit

Wha chiggs did he gid kawlt fuggin'?


IBrokeMeBack

As soon as he started touring again, lol


stevenashty18

Wait, they broke up and are not together? You can do that in a relationship?


grayson_gregory

I’m a Californian born and raised. Fuck Newsom and fuck Elder but if you have the means and are so broken hearted… MOVE. But we all know they won’t.


hectorthepugg

why are you talking about politics here you fuckin redacted, butter-dog eating baboon. get back on the fryers bitch, your smoke break is over.


grayson_gregory

Because that’s what her post was about? Get back on the floor Bubba, you just got triple sat.


hectorthepugg

what the fuck. bapa, who the hell are ya, Joel McHale from the soup? where the hell are you getting these blogbussa ass sources from


BrendyNew

You forgot BACK after MOVE


ahh_lawd

What a schawb thing to say… So if you don’t have the means, you have no right to be upset? Those people simply do naht madder, huh? What else ya got chin?


jennytools2462

This place is gonna be ***pumping***


diceydicey96

Maybe she found out hes been calling her drakes girl


OneDoesntSimply

GIMMIE. ^😈