MESSICAN AND BRENDA SPLIT? Removed his Thiccc ass from her bio as well, Trouble in paradise B?
By - BigBaus96
Trouble in pair of dice
Holy fuck. This night shift is killing it.
Chang's wouldn't run so smoothly during the day if the night crew wasn't top notch. Hell of an operation, bapa.
Brings a whole new meaning to dicey diceeyyyyy
Two tiggets to pair of dice
Bapa this comment just gadoooshed me, great comment, never reddit…some say the greatest B
U clever son of a bitch
One of the top comments of all time bubba
gawld dawlg you in the mix for employee of the month with that one 😂
"Trouble in Paradise" - do something with that, you freak.
paradise spelled B O R E D
Thank you for explaining the joke, Rogan.
Pretty sure he was referencing something Conan said to Norm on his show once. RIP Norm
You gid it, you gid it.
Trouble in a pair of dice, trouble if your podcast life get in the way of your chubby wife, oops I mean baby mother, you call her the messican, your lethal weapon like she was Danny Glover, listen here BUbba, bapa you ain’t a man, you get hit with a Roy Nelson right hand, now we got these things called schaubisams.
Oh *iiii'mm soary*. Ya protege rapper now, b? You Tim Shady? Ya MeninEm's biggest fan, Dan, now? Ya just watch "8 Yards" on Neggflux, bopa?
*GADOOSH!!* ... What else ya got, Ch!nk?
Baaaaarz for ur headtop
Yo stop! My……my head top……can’t handle all these crazy bars
the best in the businis , the best journis.
Nale on the hed right thur.
I spit my water out all over my keyboard
Trubble for pair-o-dice. 🎲 🎲
She's trying to grift on Norms passing.
Tbh Norm would probably laugh at her stupidity
Can you fuckin imagine what Norm would say if he even knew they existed...
The beauty of Norm is he would say some lofty praise that’s actually a backhanded compliment
"you guys see that brandan schaub speicial huh? yeah it was so good right?" \*looks around smiling
"Great to see a handicap person in the industry really succeed..."
“Brendan’s a good guy…”
Shit I was hoping divorce but maybe it’s about norm but honestly I’d be surprised if she knew who norm was
No way fuggin way she was in his demo, he prolly slept on the couch but she didn’t know who he was
It could also be the recall results.
Not a drawl b.
I wonder if Callen will bring it up on the podcast just like Brenda did to him even though it was obvious Bryan wasn't comfortable including 1 millions listeners in on that part of his life quite yet. Probably not, that sounds like something only a massive piece of shit would do.
Thats when ole bry finally brought it up. There were multiple times before that the [redacted] made shitty little comments, enough that we knew on the sub well before Man Dragon brought it up here
Yeah I think it was during a Rogan fight companion.
Didnt Shaub air it out that he was pissed he borrowed Cuck $20k because of the divorce and Callen then used it to get his eyelids done?
That's why Callen is so submissive. Prolly still paying that 20k back since they're off Kast and Callen is simply not a drawl.
Byron looks like he’s 10 yairs younger in that clip
Sounds like Byrne Callahanoun brought it up
I mean bryan seems pretty shitty himself. He just has enough awareness to present as likeable.
He's probably an OK friend as long as he doesn't decide that you're his girlfriend now.
Maybe the barista just got her Starbucks order wrong again
I think this is it
Bubba was always tawking bout chiggs
He’s always tawlken bout doing drugs and jerking off to his feet and being with a messican
She gadooshed his heart out the window
Brenda has no heart... and also has no brain... and also doesn't have whatever the other wizard of oz character didn't have.
He has courage I’ll give him that, pretending to be a special worthy comedian and selling oils claiming it saved family takes a certain kind of courage.
there's also the part of his career where he fought heavyweight UFC fighters
~~window~~ plate glass dorm door
He doesnt give a shit about her at all lol.
Messican and Chris Benschaub post on social media like teenagers. How many times has she removed him from the bio at this point lol. This is middle school behavior
Well when you don’t have to take care of your kids, thanks nanny, and you don’t work…what else can a Messican do?
Sugg awwwwlllll the diggs b
Talmbout divorce B? That’s sad for the kids reggarless of what we think of that redact. Bummer
Talmbout playing Alimo for ever B
Talmbout better go on a thiccboy tour B, ahh shit I burned the egg rolls.
Talmbout Alamo car rental B? Beast of a rental company, never used dem doe
Remember the Alamo dawlg
you dummy it's allamoney
No chance they don’t upgrade with whoever comes in next to play Dad.
Joint custody is always better than a dysfunctional marriage as long as both parents stay in the picture.
Sure but either way it’s rough sitchy mans
I dunno bapa, maybe Stevie Pinkeye can get them couple 1,2 thicc bois into the industry if they gotta piece on em
My guess is cause Newsom won the recall
Dammit, very logical answer. The cats want blood tho
I was over here licking my paws in anticipation
That makes it even more cringey I think
Yup, that’s exactly what it is
Didn’t she try to hawk her wedding band the other day?
Did they ever get married formally tho, I’ve never seen a wedding pic
They never had a wedding, but that doesn't mean they didn't legally get married (they did, courthouse).
Pappa Rogaine was vehemently anti family and anti marriage back in the day. He got trapped by his lady, and she made him wife up, but he still be slangin dick if you know what I mean. Publicly he's changed his stance on marriage, but privately he is still against it. His friends and employees know this, and if they want to remain in this orbit, they have to play the game. Rogaine used to bring these scumbag con artist onto his show talmbot fuggin all the chiggs and open relationships. When he wasn't doing that, he was telling kids drop out of college, do drugs, and don't get a job, just follow passion projects. Skid row bappa. Look it up.
That’s weird tho, they seem like the type of people that would love the attention that comes with a big wedding
Brandon tries really hard to make it seem as if he isn't married for when he's on the rode. Constantly referring to her as his "girl" or "chick" and not wearing a wedding ring.
It's harder to fuck dudes if they think you got a chigg
You'd be surprised.
We giddit, Fox. You fired an all protege panel. ... But, you gotta ass yurself, are these the bess photogrissers for the weddling?
Y'deffly the Bess branes for the art my man's. Just looked at her insta and a story before this one was her drinking wine and watching trash TV to "get through the recall" lmao
Normally I'd agree, but then why remove Brendan from the bio?
Was Schlob in the bio originally?
Yes it looked something like: 💍@brendaschlub along with her kids' names
It should have said “brendas gurl”
Talmbout Drakes girl b?
There's still a link to thicccboy.com though.
U know her dumb ass would be trying to posting some pseudo intellectual shit if it was the recall, but you could be right
nah the pretentious grieving of a comedian they both dont know until today.
You mean my boy Norm? Absolute sal of th’earth, never meddum.
Talmbout Norb McDewggle?
RPI to the bess brain in the art.
“My hero. The reason I got into comedy”
I want to unfortunately Agree with you but there’s no way she knows who Norm is. I can’t see this (redacted) being a fan of his either
Norm's humor would sail so high over her head it would no longer be within the Earth's atmosphere.
What kind of adult puts their love life much less marriage problems online
Brendan, if you're Rogan or Dana
Most adults these days, it seems
She got caught suggin off Heelwani?
Talmbout Wario WuhHally, b.
Damn bubba I didn’t really believe it. But she really removed the “💍 Brandon Schwab” in her bio and not the kids pages. Y’know she had to advertise it alwaze b for her millions of followers. Trubble in pair a dice fer shure and I’m hair for it. 🎲🎲
Her story is regarding Newsom staying in office . She hates him.
Which is weird. But then again it’s America. Usually the dumbest people are the ones who are the most invested in politics 🤷🏻♂️
They don't even know why they hate him. They just see homeless people and believe errrthing daddy Toe says
He also wants people to wear masks.
What an evil tyrant.
The real fun part is the idiot running against him. Straight up running on the platform that, 'If I lose its voter fraud.'
He accidentally published his website claiming voter fraud too early and people I guess found it like before any results were in?
So the dude knew he would lose and then wants to run a donation grift like Trump where he's going to ask for a shit ton of donations after he's already lost.
Honestly if I was a sociopath I'd be rich as fuck just by being a republican.
You're right. If a decent Conservative Reagan or even Schwarzenegger type appeared, he would win because Newsom is awful. But no, they just put up big redacts like Caitlyn Jenner
I saw that lmao. Before the election he’s already claiming fraud hahaha. GQP is hilarious.
I think he is as redacted as Brenda tbh. I just hate that him and his girl pretend to know politics. If you're going to critizise a polititian at least you should know why a State is called a State.
Messican liked it better with Steve Carell. *GAADOOOSHH!!!*
Sarbucks gaughtda ordur wrong again, B
Brendan is not straight, so I imagine this caused issues
she can’t be with drake and shaub anyway, it’s not fair
She’s probably going back to baseball players
It's a simple business decision.
She’s just not a drawl, b.
Best turn of events would be if that ugly troll jay was banging her
Vapid, attention-seeking vagueposting. I've lost patience for it from people in my actual real life. Coming from a 'celebrity', it's just tragically pathetic lmao. Handle your private shit like a fucking adult for cries sake gawd dawlgue
Maybe shoob’s heart aches bc of heartburn? Thiccboi shit or sumthin
ThiccBitch Diabetis Klub
You need 3 CC’s dawg
Can we message her now and visit Italy now b? Me first of course
All of their pics still there she has all things on her bio still following each other. Get back to your shift. Wash the fucking dishes properly , B.
its norm day have some respect messicant
She was a huge fan of Norm
Stevie stink eye movin in with the only fans ready to rowl
Who's ready for some overpriced stretched out nikes...only worn twice.
She’s in Heelwanis DM’s
Good. Take half, Messican and run!
what's half of nuthin, B?
I’m a numbers guy B, axe J
The nanny left
Good thing is they will avoid the divorce fees cause they weren’t married Messican was just his girl lol
Lol. This bitch hears about the taxes that Braindip bitches about paying and all of a sudden she’s into Pauly Ticks. Sell some more barely worn shoes y’moron.
Talmbout tagses b? Should have moved to tegsas with rogan to get away from these tagses.
Nah, she's sad because Larry Elder isn't taking over California; just before this she said she was watching updates on the recall. I've seen Tucker Carlson in the background of her stories; she's deeply conservative...Basically because Schlaub has convinced her that they'll be paying hundreds of thousands less in tax... as if Schlaub' s accountant isn't already doing his best to have a 0% effective tax rate.
Geddit, bubba. Blue Lives Matter!
Naah, she still has pics with braindumb. But will you br surprised?
Weird to pay attention to but neva meddum
Messican just found out about Stevie and Data. No more nights on the sofa
Hope this makes him go hard at Ariel next ep
He’s already cheated on her right so yeahh not great
Nicotine, Kratom, whiskey and caffeine cocktail ain’t working for bubba’s girl no more.
Newsome avoided recall her and fat Patrick mad 😠
She's drake's girl now b
Split homes are good sometimes bapa
True man. I know we all hate the guy but celebrating his divorce is just too much
Yo backflip do you even know what divorce means
Divorce is like when you aren't married anymore or something like that, right? Thats what I thought at least.
Who, they can do that?
Yea sorry dude
Wait so the heart can just wither away? A once blossoming ray of hope in this dystopian world can just fade into earth as each petal representing your bond to the person closest to you slowly drifts and falls? Love can be blissful and cruel, but we would not know what life is without those very emotions?
I did not know that.
No biggie guys, she probably just had another miscarriage. She’ll be over it soon
You're fired b go work at wendys
Proabbly about norms death
Nah, its because Larry Elder didn't win the recall against Gavin Newsom. She's convinced she'll be richer if a Republican is in office.
Great woman, never meddem B.
If they break up he will be the guy to 100% publicly trash her even tho he was caught cheating and that’s why they are splitting
Heelwani demanded a public apology....OR ELSE.
He got lying bullshit from Brendan.
So being a man of integrity as CEO of Changs, he dusted off his journalist skillet, and provided all the proof of Brendan being a dirtbag to the family.
Now that would cement Ariel as CEO and be the first recorded 20-0 round in Combat Sports History.
Woooow bapa slanging dick fo sho
Oh no who could have seen this coming
could this be the final straw that sends her to OnlyFans?
Waiting on her seggs tape. Can someone star her in some latin lover b? Tryin to see awl of that messican dumper
They're going to need more nannies to watch the kids
It’s the California recall.
🍿 greet season so far bapa
he literally had a "bit" that was leaked on this sub about his messican wife being an asshole.
maybe she reading this sub baba?
Wha chiggs did he gid kawlt fuggin'?
As soon as he started touring again, lol
Wait, they broke up and are not together? You can do that in a relationship?
I’m a Californian born and raised. Fuck Newsom and fuck Elder but if you have the means and are so broken hearted… MOVE. But we all know they won’t.
why are you talking about politics here you fuckin redacted, butter-dog eating baboon. get back on the fryers bitch, your smoke break is over.
Because that’s what her post was about? Get back on the floor Bubba, you just got triple sat.
what the fuck. bapa, who the hell are ya, Joel McHale from the soup? where the hell are you getting these blogbussa ass sources from
You forgot BACK after MOVE
What a schawb thing to say…
So if you don’t have the means, you have no right to be upset? Those people simply do naht madder, huh?
What else ya got chin?
This place is gonna be ***pumping***
Maybe she found out hes been calling her drakes girl