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johnnyringo117

Guess the suspension settings were a bit off.


OtherDalfite

If they weren't before they sure are now.


Fred-U

Suspension?


Zabroccoli

Those bits of metal that are at the end of the street now.


NovaS1X

Ahh just a twisted fork. Give ‘er a bit of torque and she’ll be busting tailbones again in no time


boilerdam

So were the tire pressures /s


StevenComedy

Had that SX suspension


UnableArtichoke6

Holy fuck didn’t expect that much air time.


BMV_S1000RR

Same here. They seriously underestimated it too 🤣


UnableArtichoke6

I honestly expected the bike to go through the ramp.


MulletAndMustache

I think this is the real life inspiration for Hot Rod's opening scene. https://youtu.be/3EIgmj6gp1I


DevilsLabRat

My name is Rod and I like to party


schiddy

I'm freakin pumped, I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!


surfsupNS

Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.


stupidusername

I know for a fact that you do not like to party


UnableArtichoke6

That’s basically what I had in mind.


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MulletAndMustache

I knew he broke something, in my mind I had it as his back. A femur isn't as bad but still bad...


PresOrangutanSmells

Looks like they did too 😂


bilged

They did the math! Very poorly...


runs_with_crashcarts

The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math….


cheeto-bandito

/r/theydidntdothemath


hdnick

With the angle of that jump it was for suuuure going flying. That must of fucking hurt


Zenitram07

They should have looked at [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ0td-SCzPo) maybe lol


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Gold_for_Gould

You can ballpark the landing with physics but there's quite a few extra variables you just can't properly account for. A good bmx rider can boost the shit out of a small lip and go flying. Awesome way to get kids interested in STEM though.


o0_bobbo_0o

I could tell he was gonna over shoot by a long shot. I’ve never jumped motorbikes, but I have put a ton of hours into bmx. That speed on a bicycle would have done well. But the force behind a motorcycle is far more. This guy clearly underestimated it.


UnableArtichoke6

Never liked jumping things (altho I did launch my 600 off a speed bump last night) but damn I didn’t expect it, I guess the extra throttle at the end just launched that thing into orbit.


o0_bobbo_0o

Omg. I didn’t notice the little boost at the end there!


UnableArtichoke6

I mean think he was already going too fast, but I don’t think it helped LOL


feeny666

it's so you don't nose dive. everyone learns that the first time they try to jump a dirt bike haha. that's what i'm guessing this dudes good at but he wasn't ready for whatever's different about jumping a bike like that


pparana80

If it makes anyone feel better the landing ramp would have collapsed anyway


o0_bobbo_0o

My thoughts exactly. I’m surprised the ramp didn’t collapse as well.


assault_pig

every time this gets posted I'm surprised the launch ramp holds so steady they've even got a cooler in there lol


hdnick

Rode and jumped dirt bikes. That entire ramp set up was all wrong


Iizsatan

Are jumps calculated (ramps need to be at x angle, speed needs to be y, downward ramp needs to be z distance away), or do you depend solely on skill and instinct?


Valfourin

Big big jumps like what are in world record attempts are calculated. Everything else is just a feeling. You don’t start on big jumps so as you learn you know a kicker will send you X distance at Y speed and this kind of jump will send you so far, different steepness ramps send you XYZ. As for going to a brand new track? You just send it and hope for the best, when I rode motorcross I could turn up to a track I’d never been to before and hit 60foot jumps first lap.


spongebob_meth

>when I rode motorcross I could turn up to a track I’d never been to before and hit 60foot jumps first lap. Much braver than I, it takes me half a day to work up to the bigger ones.


Valfourin

Young and dumb mostly, I didn’t break a bone until after I turned 20. Had some serious slams and just never got hurt haha


tkhawkeye

It's a pretty basic physics problem, actually. Professionals absolutely do that math; this guy clearly did not. The exit angle of the ramp is way too steep for his bike, and likely any bike. Distance is better than height because how hard the landing is all comes down to 9.8m/s^2. You want the catch ramp as close to the beginning of the downturn of your arc as possible. Basically, it starts here: Altitude = y(t) = v0 sinθt − (1/2)gt^2; ymax is at the time t such that t = v0 sinθg


hdnick

Ive never made a jump before so I would not know that portion, but you definitely learn tracks over time and do get a feel for your bike when hitting jumps. And then you also learn techniques and how to use your body when jumping.


Guitarmine

What? Your physics make no sense. What force behind a motorcycle? With the same speed a bicycle or a motorcycle would have behaved exactly the same. Speed alone basically matters. The only other difference is that the weight of the motorcycle will compress the springs more when hitting the ramp making the bike "jump" as the springs start bouncing back (unless rebound was adjusted).


JimmyHavok

No, the distance has nothing to do with the mass. It's all velocity. It's the same as the old experiment with a heavy ball and a light ball, both falling at the same speed. Once the bike is airborne, it travels the same distance no matter what it weighs.


Gold_for_Gould

Wouldn't the speed have the same effect on a bmx or a heavy bike? If anything I'd think the bmx could go further with a good pump from the rider, but they could also squash the lip or redirect more vertical. Basically the heavy motorcycle is doing what it does and you're just along for the ride.


Gotterdamerrung

Neither did he.


stoutyteapot

I just don’t get it, he paced it correctly the first time. And then he was noticeably faster the second time. Must be a nerves thing, wants to make sure he clears it.


MotherBathroom666

That’s just a vasectomy with extra steps!


deadmelo

To be fair, it's the least amount of steps.


Daily_the_Project21

Not if you're building the ramp.


rabidhamster

I thought you had to build one anyway? Or have I been doing vasectomies wrong all this time?


Expert_Charity8817

Vasectomies… Plural?


degggendorf

The ramp has zero steps


haybunch1

he couldnt speak in the end cause his balls shot up to his throat


Cold_Blusted

That's what happened to Super Dave Osborne. That's why his voice was so strange


OS2REXX

It's rare to see a Super Dave reference in the wild! Have an upvote, and thanks for the quick flashback!


AskWhyOceanIsSalty

Nah, that's not a vasectomy, that's an orchiectomy.


MotherBathroom666

*laughs in eunuch* had to google that one, thanks for the new medical term


YooperIn907

And that is why you need to solve for X in order to graduate high school.


NorthSanctuary

He totally could have calculated how fast he needed to go off that ramp based on the weight of his bike and the space between the two ramps. There was some potential big brain flexing to be done here, but unfortunately it was left out.


Gh0stP1rate

Don’t need weight at all, only angle & speed. Gravity pulls all things equally. Air resistance is negligible at this scale.


MeNameIsDerp

Weight has nothing to do with his trajectory lmao. Go back and solve for X again.


RallyLancer

Kevin did we reinforce the takeoff ramp? No we didn't have time Cool


Goes_Fast

I had to scroll too far to find a Hot Rod reference


______HokieJoe______

The safe word will be whhiskey


Goes_Fast

aw man, the safe word did not help at all


RallyLancer

I'm freakin pumped I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!


getbiggetlean

Was talking to a firefighter who was telling me how people seemingly walk away from crazy accidents, but then die in the ambulance on the way to the hospital, after the shock and adrenaline wears off. I couldn't believe this guy was still walking after the way his body wrecked on that landing... but I hope he's actually okay.


davekva

A few years ago a riding buddy crashed while we were out riding some twisties. He was fine except for some scrapes and bruises, but his bike was mangled so he had someone come pick him up. Riding home in the car, 90 minutes later, he lost consciousness. His friend drove him to the nearest emergency room. Turned out he ruptured his spleen in the crash. He was in the ICU for like 3 days. Internal injuries are no joke, always get checked out after a crash.


OS2REXX

That’s how the third man to walk on the moon died. Pete Conrad went for a motorcycle ride, wrecked, went to the hospital where he bled out.


UsmcFatManBear

You would be surprised how many people die in car accidents but look like nothing happened to them. They usually bleed out from the inside from a torn blood vessel in the heart which is pretty much instant death.


numenor00

Ow, my spleen.


Gonza200

Oof ow


BMV_S1000RR

His hips were probably in his chest!


getbiggetlean

And probably has four eyeballs now.


mtldude1967

Yeah, his testicles too.


bonafidebob

Looks like he broke off both footrests, so hopefully a lot of the force from falling from that height went through his legs, otherwise it would have been his crotch that took his whole weight... might not have been all that bad, looked like he went about as high as a roof and most people that jump off a roof live to talk about it.


TheBotchedLobotomy

Its wild. Another thing that blew my mind upon hearing, but thinking logically it makes sense: When you get electrocuted, even if it doesn't kill you upon getting hit, you can feel generally fine and 2 or 3 days later you just drop dead. Thats why its advised always go to the hospital after getting electrocuted just in case so you can get your heart checked for irregular rhythm or whatever the issue is (I dont know for sure im just assuming it's a heart issue)


Stooby2

Well the jump was a partial success - and he can probably sing soprano now.


Shad_McGrimgravy

I think you sent 'er a lil too hard there bud


redditnathaniel

All gas no brakes


body_glover

He's spare parts. Now he has spare parts, too.


NorthSanctuary

Pert near put her into the rhubarb.


Coakis

Even the Dog's like WTF man.


Beemerado

"holy shit!"


Autistic_Pigeons

It looks like anything that would fit was crammed under that ramp


UnableArtichoke6

Did I spot a Coleman cooler?


ganja_and_code

And this is why you should learn math/physics (or hire someone who did) before trying something this stupid. If he'd gone the right speed, it just might've worked (assuming the landing ramp was sturdy enough, which it probably wasn't lol).


horseyygurl

god you’re so lame. why not practice jumping tables on a motocross bike? guys that hit jumps don’t need to know paper math/physics, once you’ve got the feel for jumping you maybe walk the jump, roll it a couple times and you can see the speed you need to hit it at. you either can do this, or you do not jump motorcycles. to further this, even if he did know the number, looking down to get it and holding speed ain’t gonna be easy. holding a level speed also isn’t exactly how you want to take off, it usually ends up with a kick of the rear, you’d want to come in 3-5 mph slow and roll on off the face just as he did. high school paper physics won’t tell you that, hitting a jump a lot will. guy should’ve been a gear down and he’d be celebrating. that’s an incredibly easy double to look through to the landing ramp and see before you hit, any motocrosser on their bike would sight read it first pass


ganja_and_code

You should have a feel for it *and* do paper math when the stakes are this high. A motocross bike on a dirt ramp and a street bike on some sketchy shit you built in front of your house are definitely not even remotely comparable.


horseyygurl

the bike is different, sure. and the ramp material is different? but jumping is jumping man it’s pretty much a shitty freestyle ramp


h3retostay

Love how you're being downvoted because none of these people have jumped bikes before... You don't fuckin paper math the shit unless you're doing evel knievel shit


ganja_and_code

So are you saying some paper math *wouldn't* have helped the idiot who clearly didn't have a feel for how fast he should hit his jump?


onfirephoenix_42

No suspension travel, no worries mate it will fine. Haha. Well now he will be a few mm shorter.


TheOGRedline

Technically need zero suspension travel if the landing ramp angle is perfect. That’s not what happened here.


ceezyyy

It might be perfect bro we don’t know bc he didn’t use it


Mawpz

That’ll buff out. And the bike might be okay too.


3dumbWorrier

Anyone surprised his name is Tyler?


kung-fu_hippy

Kyle was a possibility.


Okaywhateverusay

Awesome haha


BMV_S1000RR

Didn't think he'd get that much air before watching it lmfao


Okaywhateverusay

Agreed! My thought was oops, over built that ramp a bit haha.


BMV_S1000RR

Also quite impressive how the ramp managed to hold up too. It looks to be held up by a log, some sort of box, planks of wood, and a fucking ladder 🤣


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BlacksmithNZ

As soon as I saw the bike, I knew it was going to bottom out even if it did land upright. Almost like light-weight moto-cross dirt bikes sit on tall suspension for a reason. Of course having seen this, I am thinking.. what if you tried to jump a Goldwing? Could be impressive in a flying elephant sort of way...


horseyygurl

as a motocross guy, i really want to buy a sportster now and send it, just gotta grease every landing


curlyben

You can get a ~1-g landing in anything if you do it right, so totally possible. You can also do a ~1-g barrel roll in anything, as demonstrated by [Tex Johnston. ](https://www.military.com/video/commercial-aviation/civil-aviation/boeing-707-does-barrel-roll-1955/2935290602001)


nippleforeskin

gawd yall two fucking go on a date already


ToArtina92

Watching this just after watching Forrest Gump. "Momma always said, stupid is what stupid does"


RS724

I like how he’s walking back like his shift at work just ended… “honey I’m home, what’s for dinner?”


_JediJon

The dog embodies my reaction perfectly.


Oohthatsoriginal

Nurse"Doctor! It's his rectum" Doctor "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" All dumb jokes aside he land it 🤣👍


_-what_now-_

The ramp they made literally has a step ladder partially holding it up. I'm sorry but at this point it's just natural selection.


snnh

I can’t criticize the ramp construction. It held up fine. It’s just everything else about how this was thought out and executed that was wrong


bilged

I can't imagine the landing ramp would have stayed up with 700lbs crashing into it though. This was probably the best outcome he could have hoped for - walking away.


snnh

Well if it had gone well, 700lbs wouldn’t have *crashed* into the landing ramp, it would land gradually because the landing ramp slopes away from the direction the bike is traveling. I agree though, this is a good outcome compared to what could have happened - crashing early into the landing ramp, or the most likely outcome may have been the same overshoot we see in the video except the injuries are more severe. These guys did not have the skills or planning for this to go off without a hitch.


arldyalrdy

Shoulda gone on a dirt bike


Consistent_Address62

My name is Rod and I like to party


lordofthefall

Hahaha was scrolling looking for this comment. Glad I wasn't disappointed


yundot

I’m willing to bet they didn’t do the math.


AichSmize

Next time try math first.


mikehustla619

Dude respawn right where he died


Pillsbury37

If you can’t do the math to figure out where the ramp is going to send you, don’t jump


MountainWestRay

This reminds me of the opening scene of Hotrod


Jhummjhumm

Nothing I expect to happen happened


Zone_07

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the second ramp. That's something 12 year olds would do. I mean, the gap is barely big enough for a bicycle run.


Thoreau80

Couldn’t be bothered to pick up the bike.


wirelesscowboy

Haahha he's in shock. But yeah boss move. Hahahahahah


choopiewaffles

Thank you for your sacrifice! Made my day.


wirelesscowboy

Dog was like can I eat bike now?


FranklinTBiggies

San Diego homie


benedrylbandit

This the homie from Oceanside


ibeprofane

This is such a Tyler thing to do.


Wildchild1331

Even the dog was like “damn! hope he’s alright.” 😂


IronBridge1

Missed it by THAT much


NorthSanctuary

How did no one think this was a bad idea?


Aye_candy

“Where should we try this absolutely terrible idea?” “How about in the middle of the road?” “Genius”


Voxorin

Those ramps look like they're straight out of the Ed, Ed n Eddy cartoon.


almondania

Brain: small Balls: big


kdog666

> Brain: small > > > > Balls: ~~big~~ exploded FTFY


slvrscoobie

I want a video of the aftermath, lemme see that bike !


Svrlmnthsbfr30thbday

Sent it a bit to hard there mate


Luuk341

And this is why ramp positions aren't estimated, but calculated..... Nice moves there mr. Not Quite Knievel


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Robbie7up

Flight1915 on Instagram. Seems like a fucking sick dude.


BMV_S1000RR

>Flight1915 I guess his username is fitting considering how much fucking air he got lmfao


Robbie7up

If you don't like this, I don't like you lol


BMV_S1000RR

Sorry, what? I'm not sure if I'm reading it wrong, but what do you mean?


Robbie7up

I was just saying if you don't like this clip, I don't like you. I wasn't talking about you or anything, just a general statement.


BMV_S1000RR

Why was it in response to my comment, then? 😂


Robbie7up

Cause he got hella air like you said and I just said it there. Not much more too it, lol.


LeighHelm

This made me smile


Sirgolfs

Became an overnight sensation with this one.


TheOGRedline

Question: This appears to be a public street…is this super illegal?


very_mechanical

Prolly just a smidge illegal. Like jaywalking.


nbelle78

Technically yes but should it be since there’s no victim?


lavatronn

Full send…in the worst way!


bleakbiler15

He took less shock than ht stock bike


Apprehensive_Earth19

The fact that his reaction was “YEAH TYLER!” makes this video 10x better


10rubberducky4

sick lol


Gotterdamerrung

Just gonna send it, gonna be a good day.


Sandhog43

Well too bad his spine most likely fared no better than his suspension.


treedolla

@ 0:22 Dog: Did that really happen? Damn, human!


lucidum

Guys got some fucking cajones


whyrweyelling

His nuts???


SCHEMIN209

I seen this before. It was some guy saying he was Evil Knievel's, test-rider's son or some shit like that lol


tbrangiero

Two thirds went perfect. One third, oops.... so close.


ceezyyy

Full fucking senddddd


neek555

Tell me you're not a civil engineer without telling me...


TrexArms9800

When you try to engineer without doing any calculations


Correctamos

What a dumbass!


Doge_Defender

Do it again! That would be me.


manfrom-nantucket

See folks, this is what weapons grade stupid looks like.


East-Photograph82

Stunt bike Snizzzzzzzz!


peteyb90

What song belongs here? With arms wide open


dillcoq

Wtf…


scrotal_rekall

I would probably take the time to do the math and figure out my velocity allowance so exactly that doesn't happen


theabstractengineer

Just gonna send it!


LAB_Spirit

We just gonna pass on that Yeah Tyler ending.


Kitchen-Shop-4509

People always forget that people with physics degrees worked with Evel Knieval


Witcher74

Fuck, even the dog knew it was bad.


OAKRAIDER64

Some super Dave Osborne shit right there, look him up if you font get it


TomDelongesSchlong

How the fuck did he get that helmet off so quick?!


evilspeaks

Need a sub for just plain stupid driver/rider.


SpiralGray

I've never seen shocks literally explode before.


snuggy4life

Just gonna super moto my cruiser…


t0nb0t

Hope Tyler was wearing a cup


haybunch1

what bike is it?


marcus11619

Shocks from other bikes blow up just from second hand jumps like this lol


ktmbullock

RIP his nuts


DeadInFiftyYears

I'm impressed that the rider literally walked away from it. But yeah, too bad about the bike. Something was off in the speed calculations there.


CommanderCone

u/savevideo


cafeRacr

He should have called Mr. Daniels from 10th grade Physics class before the attempt. They could have caught up on life, and worked the numbers before the attempt. But no, he had to be a rebel and live by his words as a kid "I'll never use this later in life!".


zero_cool1138

Fucking idiots get what they get.